omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it. <3
If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.
im gonna puke
I counted 9 various “go away”s, but he wouldn’t flipping STOP.
I love how he thinks offering a pile of trash (that is, himself) that he knows is unwanted counts as “generosity”.
- Mod D.
"don’t be a slut"
"have sex with me"
This Vine gives me life
I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.
I wouldn’t mind being visited by a ghost.
Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…
Let’s tie you up and put a sack on your head, that’ll be a good adventure.
if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.
fuck her right in the pursey
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
to catch a redditor
when the bae asks u to make him a sandwich